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Mon May 13, 2024
	To the surprise of no one, the NYC-to-Dublin video portal to hell is getting real freaky source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	3
	Pop quiz, hotshots: Which A in AAA stands for 'Alien' ? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	12
	Today is National Drew Day, tell us in the comments how you'll be celebrating source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	On this day in history, in 1985, the Philadelphia police successfully negotiated a peaceful conclusion to a standoff with a Black separatist group. Not really, they bombed a city block and killed almost everyone source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	74
	Potato News Today ends all contact with Israel amid senseless violence in Palestine, proving that no crimes can be hidden from someone with that many eyes source: potatonewstoday.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	The woman who invented Mother's Day ended up hating the holiday source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	Most high school senior pranks are harmless fun. This one's a crime against humanity source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Sure, Duke students staged a walkout during his commencement speech, but the real story is Jerry Seinfeld apologized for making Bee Movie so sexualized source: deadline.com \| share: Copy Link	76
	Man saves £30k getting dog's surgery and veneers done at the same time. Article fails to explain why a dog needed veneers in the first place source: mirror.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	14
	Catholic priest sparks outrage after suggesting that Jesus brought his own wood to the crucifixion source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	49
	Photoshop this simulated moon walk source: nasa.gov \| share: Copy Link	13
	The fixer is in. Expect some fireworks as Michael Cohen is set to take the stand in day 16 of Trump's election interference/hush money/financial fraud trial source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	507
	Speed limits are too darn high. Fark: New York's will be speed limit to 20 miles per hour source: vox.com \| share: Copy Link	113
	55-year-old man dies while being "fingerprinted" during "intake" at the county jail source: kcra.com \| share: Copy Link	24
(Some Catholic)	Rifle toting man interrupts first communion service at a Catholic Church in Louisiana. A group Hail Mary is started and no one was hurt and the gunman was uninjured and taken to a hospital for mental health care source: kadn.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	Day 810 of WW3: Putin moves Shoigu from defense ministry to Security Council amid a government reshuffle. Russian economist Andrei Belousov will be Russia's new defense minister. An economist? Yeah, that will help. It's your Monday Ukraine war thread source: cnbc.com \| share: Copy Link	166
	Snek arrives at wedding with no gift, gets tossed by bridesmaid who learned it from watching Steve Irwin. Good thing it wasn't a stingray source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Not news: responsible gun owner tries to "reinsert the fallen magazine while removing the gun from her waist." Still not news: Shoots herself, of course. News: Four times. Fark: In the chest source: nbcphiladelphia.com \| share: Copy Link	63
	Would you like to see a top NYC cop pepper spray himself in the face as police are throwing protestors around? Yes, you would like to see this source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	68
	He could wait until it burns down and sinks into the swamp source: walesonline.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	14
	Happy Mother's Day source: wpde.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Cybercuck "Ripped Jeans" edit source: insideevs.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	A little big of Canadia hits the Carolinas source: wsoctv.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Didja know that the Washington Posts's current publisher used to delete evidence of crimes for Rupert Murdoch? source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Long Beach residents successfully ban Airbnbs in their quaint neighborhood. Sure, a shooting victim staying at a rental next-door crawling into your home seeking shelter is a nuisance but an outright ban? source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	31

Sun May 12, 2024
	That's gold, Jerry, gold source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	126
	But officer how can it be a DUI if this is not a driving lawnmower, it's a riding lawnmower source: wsbtv.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Life-sized Transformers statues turn out to be more than meets the eye source: foxnews.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Brny f Glyn Dwfn hsts mdvl mrkt t 'dnvl Wnry source: kobi5.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Albertan rednecks vs. sleazy land developers? Now this might strike some viewers as harsh source: calgary.ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	33
(Some Futbol Guy)	Photoshop this coaching moment source: fichajes.net \| share: Copy Link	12
(Some Guy)	Benny Hinn apologizes for using and manipulating the Bible to make himself rich, saying it was wrong. Again source: julieroys.com \| share: Copy Link	66
	Other local media shocked by boneheaded decision by out-of-state owners source: newstribune.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	The Gods of the Guat were angry that day my friends source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	24
	Texans worried about catching bird flu via cows need to remember this time of year it can just reach them on the wind source: texasobserver.org \| share: Copy Link	33
	"Don't forget to take a flyer. Save the clock tower" source: wcax.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	This may sound crazy but we might be starting to see the beginnings a very slight pattern and it has nothing to do with people dressing in drag source: click2houston.com \| share: Copy Link	70
(Some Guy)	Fire sale on kielbasa in Warsaw source: polskieradio.pl \| share: Copy Link	20
	Photoshop this sleepy outreach source: pbs.twimg.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Australia's new anti-smoking campaign is on fire source: 9news.com.au \| share: Copy Link	25
	Why writing by hand is better than typing if you want to be all smart and stuff source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	120
	You thought you knew that Duke sucks. But you had no idea how deep the suckitude goes source: commencement.duke.edu \| share: Copy Link	46
	Obviously the only safe answer is to never go outside again. Ever source: wtop.com \| share: Copy Link	37
(Some Adult Artist)	Caption these beginner crafters source: images.squarespace-cdn.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Subby doesn't subscribe to the notion that someone in danger should pay for their rescue, but, of course, there are exceptions source: fox13now.com \| share: Copy Link	79
	See, it is possible for farkers to have a career source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 12 is torrid, as in "Anonymous network software leads to a lot of torrid browsing" source: merriam-webster.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Demolition crews have reached the "bombs bursting in air" phase of the Francis Scott Key Bridge cleanup source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Photoshop this alarming alleyway creature source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	CSB Sunday Morning: That time you were on TV source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	169

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